Welcome to The Kraken Diaries, a blog dedicated to the raw, ridiculous, and occasionally ridiculous smelling world of scuba diving.
If you’re searching for funny scuba diving stories told with zero filters and several suction cups of sarcasm, you’ve surfaced in the right corner of the internet. I’m the Kraken, yes, that Kraken, and I’m finally telling my side of the story. Spoiler: I was not the bad guy every time.
What You’ll Find in The Kraken Diaries:
- Real scuba diving stories – the kind that involve poor life decisions, unpredictable wildlife, and divers who try to high-five jellyfish (don’t).
- Underwater misadventures full of laugh-out-loud moments, mild trauma, and mysterious bubbles that may or may not have come from someone’s wetsuit.
- Legendary ocean characters like Greg the grumpy grouper, Tina the turbo turtle, and Chad the overly confident first-time diver.
- Philosophical musings on shipwrecks, solitude, and whether sea cucumbers have anxiety.
- Delicious recipes, mostly created when I accidentally hugged something edible.
- And of course, an endless stream of funny scuba diving stories that’ll make you glad you’re reading from dry land.
Why Funny Diving Stories Matter (Even If You’re Not a Diver)
You don’t need a dive certification or a love of neoprene to enjoy funny diving stories. At their core, these tales are universal blunders, unexpected encounters, and the kind of chaos that makes you feel better about your own life choices. Whether it’s a diver getting swept by a current, mistaking a sea cucumber for a threat, or realizing their GoPro was pointed the wrong way the entire dive, these stories connect us through laughter and shared human absurdity. Even if you’ve never dipped a toe in the ocean, you’ll find joy (and maybe a little secondhand panic) in the bizarre underwater adventures retold here in The Kraken Diaries.
Why Read Dive Stories from a Kraken?
Because human blogs are full of “perfect dives” and “crystal-clear water.” Yawn. Here, we celebrate the reality of diving:
Foggy masks, rogue currents, fish that definitely have personal vendettas, and divers who discover their deepest truths mid-panic ascent.
Start Your Descent
If you’re craving scuba diving content that’s hilarious, honest, and told by a mildly passive-aggressive sea monster, The Kraken Diaries is your new favorite blog.
Read More Funny Scuba Stories From the Kraken’s Log – The Kraken Diaries
Looking for more scuba laughs from the wider world of diving? Check out Scuba Diving Magazine’s funniest dive stories, a great collection of real-life underwater mishaps, told by divers who (mostly) lived to tell the tale.
