Welcome to Angry Octopus Diving. While we do our best to provide entertaining, informative, and occasionally salty content, here’s the part where we get serious for a moment:
1. For Entertainment & General Info Only
The content on this site is meant to entertain, inform, and inspire your inner sea creature. It is not professional advice, legal, medical, diving, or otherwise. If you’re planning to wrestle a shark or reenact something you saw here, maybe check with an actual expert first.
2. Use at Your Own Risk
We try to keep our site accurate and up to date, but we make no guarantees. Angry Octopus Diving is not responsible for:
- Lost treasure
- Broken snorkels
- Sudden existential crises inspired by jellyfish facts
- Any damages resulting from reliance on our content
You dive into this site like you’d dive into open water: at your own risk.
3. Affiliate & Sponsorship Transparency
Some of the links or products mentioned may be part of affiliate partnerships. If you click and buy, we might earn a small commission, enough for plankton snacks, not yachts. We only recommend things we genuinely like or find useful.
4. Third-Party Content
We occasionally link to other websites or feature guest contributions. Angry Octopus Diving isn’t responsible for the content or practices of these outside sources. They swim in their own lanes.
By using this site, you agree to this disclaimer and acknowledge that the ocean and the internet can be unpredictable. Thanks for visiting, and remember: stay curious, stay salty, and never trust a smiling squid.
– The Management
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